How to Survive Snow in April
It doesn’t feel like spring today. Waking up to to a view blanketed in snow is only magical in November, when you’re ready for the hot chocolate, warm apple cider and winter beers.
Now that we’re all ready for sweater weather to be over, there are many ways to get over the depression of snow crunching under your feet.
Denial is a great way to get over it. I will be wearing my short shorts and tank tops out this week. My arms my turn purple, and I may loose feeling for a day or two, but I am not going to accept snow on the ground in April. The trick is that you can’t complain, because you are the idiot that decided that exposing any body part was acceptable in 30 degree weather.
You can also spend a great day indoors. My favorite indoor activity with this kind of weather is refreshing weather.com’s 10 day forecast every 10 minutes or so. It’s best to keep a positive attitude that you might be right and the internet is wrong.
My favorite is to keep drinking. I know “scientists” say that drinking alcohol actually constricts your blood vessels and makes you colder, but I am a firm believer that if I feel warmer, than I am warmer, and if I can’t feel anything, then I probably drank too much.
Cheers! Stay warm this week!
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